23rd June 2017 Morning News Wrap

M68!: Morning News Wrap. From around the Globe to your Frontal Lobe. Good Morning. Here is the News:

 

Schapelle Corby breaks her leg. She did it on a boogie board….just kidding.

 

Koalas are facing extinction in certain parts of Australia. Probably killed by drop bears.

 

PM Bernie gets his new Gonski package through parliament. Hey look Australia our PM did something.

 

New Yorker arrested in a sting operation trying to join ISIS.

 

Iran supplies 1000 tons of food per day to Qatar.

 

KKK is still active in 33 states of America.

 

Tornado tears through Hamburg after extreme heat wave.

 

Famous French fitness blogger has died when a cream canister blew up and punched her in the chest causing a heart attack.

 

There are 3 people killed every hour in Mexico. Murder rate at a 20 year high.

 

Two Bali jail break prisoners have been caught 1000 ks from Bali. Aussie guy still on the run or still in the flooded tunnel. They don’t know.

 

A woman in Turkey has been attacked for wearing shorts on a bus during Ramadan.

 

The Florida mum who filmed herself letting a snake bite her toddler won’t be charged.

 

Prince Philip has left hospital after two days.

 

There are 600 buildings in London clad with the same cladding that was on the Grenfell building.

 

A US Sniper has killed two IS militants that were two miles away.

 

Prince Harry says no one in the Royal Family want to be the next King or Queen.

 

Wall Street down 12 points.

 

Have a great Friday.

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22nd June 2017 Morning News Wrap

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M68!: Morning News Wrap. From around the Globe to your Frontal Lobe. Good Morning. Here is the News:

 

Queensland played an outstanding game last night in the State of Origin pretty much securing the series win as the next game is a mere formality, based on history and current skill set differences between the two state teams.

 

Rebel Wilson says any money she gets from her law suit will go to charity.

 

Adelaide woman has been charged with biting a waitress….guess she was still hungry.

 

NSW police allowed new shoot to kill powers. Probably won’t argue next time I get pulled over for speeding.

 

A Victorian farmer has given his strangled dog CPR to save his life.

 

Tropical Storm Cindy batters US Gulf Coast.

 

Uber CEO resigns. Drives himself home.

 

Scientists unearth fossil of a enormous dinosaur. They found Clive Palmer???? Well they are doing better that the QLD Supreme Court.

 

Giant Squid wraps tentacles around paddle boarder off the coast of South Africa. See Pic.

 

ISIS blows up landmark al-nuri mosque in military.

 

Russian UN diplomat Voronkoc becomes first UN Counter Terrorism chief…that will solve the problem as the UN has an awesome track record of effective programs and interventions (#insertcycnicaltone).

 

Pentagon wasted $93 million buying forest camouflage gear for desert dwelling Afghan army. How can the Pentagon be this dumb?

 

The American parents of a 4 year old are suing their child care centre because their kid was bound up in duct tape. Yeah but they should have had some warning when the child care centre was called the Magyver Child Centre. He does everything with duct tape.

 

Michigan Airport closed after a cop was stabbed in the neck in a possible terror related attack.

 

One of the hottest June days on record has the English remarking…’I say old chap it sure is a little warm’. Anyway it’s a huge 35….so spring weather for an Aussie lol.

 

Over 100 people killed during heavy fighting in Central Africa.

 

The Queen has delivered her speech at the opening of the new UK Parliament. What she should have done is used titles from the rock group Queen in her speech…..So when it comes to Brexit: I want it all and I want it now….When it comes to a message to terrorists: We are the Champions of the World. About the Labor opposition loss at the recent election: Another One Bites the Dust. About the affection the UK has for the Queen: A Crazy little thing call Love. About the concern whether Teresa May will still lead the Govt: Don’t stop me Now. The Queen’s opinion of Camilla: Killer Queen. The usefulness of the BBC: Radio Ga Ga.

 

That will do…Did you notice I didn’t mention the Queen song….Fat Bottomed Girls You Make the Rocking World Go Round….Seemed so not politically correct.

 

OH I can’t help it…..Would have been perfect if the Queen mentioned Rebel Wilson.

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21st June 2017 Morning News Wrap

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M68!: Morning News Wrap. From around the Globe to your Frontal Lobe. Good Morning. Here is the News:

 

Four year old dies after being found face down in a Sydney Bathtub.

 

The Aussie missing after escaping from a Bali Prison, may actually not have made it out and they think he drowned in the tunnel.

 

Woman killed and 12 injured as a taxi and minibus collide in Victoria.

 

Grafton man who pleaded two years for help to find his missing wife has been arrested and charged with her murder.

 

Former Ipswich Mayor could face life in jail after a corruption probe.

 

A Muslim man living in Sydney who kidnapped a teen girl and then forced her to marry him in an Islamic ceremony….has been given bail…..well of course he has. The kidnapping and rape of a teenage girl….nothing serious there (#insertcynicaltone).

 

The far north Queensland teen who was bitten by a croc trying to impress a girl has been arrested for attacking a policeman on a meth fueled rage…..now that’s not the way to impress a chick.

 

In the headline news today….PM announces gas export restriction…..yeah ONE MONTH AGO. Come on Skynews….do better.

 

The guy who attempted the terrorist attack yesterday in Paris was on a Terror Watchlist…..which I personally think these watchlists are useless.

 

India arrests 15 men for ‘sedition’ after cheering for Pakistan in a cricket match…makes me concerned about cheering for Queensland in tonight’s State or Origin. But I like a winner so I will take the risk.

 

Estonia to set up the world’s first data embassy in Luxumbourg.

 

Bomb has exploded at a Brussels underground train station.

 

Three injured as a NATO SUV crashes into a car carrying Lithuanian students.

 

Waterbombing plane fighting wildfires in Portugal has crashed.

 

Man shouting Allahu Akbar causes terrorism scare on Swiss Subway. I think Allahu Akbar means everything is ok I come from a religion of peace.

 

Al-Shabaab car bomb kills 10 and injures over 20 outside a Government building in Mogadishu.

 

Wall Street down 61 points.

 

Faroe Islanders slaughter whales by hand in annual hunt….See Pic.

 

Danish family threatened with a fine for flying an American Flag in their garden.

 

In some parts of America, it’s too hot to fly at the moment and so flights are being cancelled.

 

Have a super Wednesday.

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20th June 2017 Morning News Wrap

M68!: Morning News Wrap. From around the Globe to your Frontal Lobe. Good Morning. Here is the News:

 

Toddler in PJs found wandering the streets of Melbourne.

 

Yacht raided by police on a Gold Coast seaway.

 

The comatosed student released from North Korea has died in hospital.

 

Seattle Police Department shoot and kill a pregnant woman. Yes she was black.

 

Grenfell fire death toll hits 79.
A Bedouin woman murdered by relatives in an honor killing in Israel.

 

4 prisoners dig their way out of a Bali Prison.

 

Car packed with explosives, rams a cop van on Paris’s Champ Elysees.

 

US shoots down Syrian fighter jet.

 

Soldiers killed in a roadside bomb in Thailand.

 

Have a great Tuesday…..I have notice a distinct lack of Aussie news in the normal news websites that I pull the news from…..It has changed over the last two weeks.

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19th June 2017 Morning News Wrap

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M68!: Morning News Wrap. From around the Globe to your Frontal Lobe. Good Morning. Here is the News:

 

ALP ahead in the Polls but Shorten and Bernie are equally as unpopular as each other. They are both about as popular as Teresa May three days after the Grenfell fire.

 

Clive Palmer takes his family on a luxury cruise….just a month after he was so so sick that he couldn’t give evidence in court…..It’s a Christmas miracle.

 

Comedian Will Anderson arrested after creating a stir on a Qantas plane as an air hostess tried to move him from the Exit Row. Probably shouldn’t have been yelling allahu akbar as he was running down the aisle…..Nah just kidding on that last bit.

 

A 48 year old South Australian grandfather was given a gift of a motorbike on Saturday for his birthday…from his eldest son….he took it for a spin and was killed…..this is a pretty sad story.

 

An Aussie in the US has life threatening injuries after being stomped by a bull in a rodeo. Apparently bulls are starting to fight back….read the next story.

 

Award winning matador dies after being gored by a bull…..Am amazed that bull fighting still exists.

 

Escaped pigs bring traffic to a standstill on a British Motorway. Apparently there were five and they were on the way to the market (oh except the one that stayed at home) but the one that closed the Motorway was going wee wee wee all the way home. It must have had a bladder infection or something.

 

2 people killed and 32 hostages rescued in an jihadist attack on a luxury resort in Mali.

 

Earthquake and tsunami caused major flooding in Greenland.

 

Costa Rican President accidentally eats wasp live on air during speech. Ironically his controversial speech had some real sting in it…..nah not really.

 

Nepal to measure Everest again after the devastating earthquake of 2015. There are fears that it is no longer the tallest mountain in the world. Fingers crossed for Kosciusko to get the new gig.

 

Over 700 soldiers get food poisoning at a military base in Western Turkey. Ironically they were eating turkey……nah no really.

 

At least 62 people killed and 59 injured in Portugal forest fires. See Pic. Apparently it was so hot that cars melted to the road.

 

A flight Paris to Kunming has hit turbulence and 20 people were injured.

 

3 women killed in a shopping mall blast in Bogota Colombia.

 

Have a super Monday.

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17th June 2017 Morning News Wrap

M68!: Morning News Wrap. From around the Globe to your Frontal Lobe. Good Morning. Here is the News:

London fire death toll passes 30.

Hundreds of the now homeless residents of the London Tower have stormed city hall protesting inaction.

A Pedestrian has been killed in Sydney’s CBD.

Tactical police have spent 5 hours negotiating with a gunman in Melbourne.

Three men have attacked a Melbourne Mother who just happened to be a marital arts Champion….they got their butts kicked.

Australia’s Federal Government Debt has reached half a trillion dollars for the first time.

US Navy destroyer crashes into trade ship near Japanese coast. Captain should have gone to Specsavers.

A woman in the US who sent texts to her boyfriend encouraging him to commit suicide and then he did, has been found guilty of manslaughter.

Wall Street up 24 points.

Half of the population of Europe believe that Berlin has too much influence in Europe.

Israeli policewoman killed in simultaneous stabbing attacks in Jerusalem.

Maccas ends 41 year sponsorship of the Olympics.

Helmut Kohl, former German Chancellor and architect of the country’s reunification has died.

Russia claims to have killed a high level IS Leader.

Enjoy your Saturday.

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15th June 2017 Morning News Wrap

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M68!: Morning News Wrap. From around the Globe to your Frontal Lobe. Good Morning. Here is the News:

Massive fire in a London apartment block has killed 12 and injured many more. The death toll is expected to rise. See Pic. Residents are saying that the building owners ignored safety concerns.

In the US a Republican Congressman has been shot at a Baseball game.

At least four people have been killed in a murder/suicide in San Francisco.

Telstra is planning to sack 1400 people….and expect service to get worse than what it already is…..I am currently a Telstra customer but after spending an hour and 16 minutes on the phone last night on hold and talking to people who couldn’t understand my English….I still have my original problem but I do have a resolve to leave the telco.

US Fed lifts interest rates.

Wall Street up 46 points.

Bendigo prospector finds 4.3kg gold nugget.

Channel Ten goes into Voluntary Liquidation.

Hey Dad star loses pedophile conviction appeal.

A woman has been killed when a train hit her car at a level crossing in Northern NSW.

Man faces court after shooting a cat with an arrow.

Several people have been injured at a Military base in Wales.

9 killed in a suicide attack in the Somali capital.

Egyptian MPs back a disputed handover of 2 key Red Sea islands to Saudi Arabia.

2 headed porpoise caught off the coast of the Netherlands.

300 Austrian imams condemn IS terrorists saying ‘You are Islam’s black sheep’.

Wow what a news day….Have a great Thursday.

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