19th April 2018 Morning News Wrap


M68!: Morning News Wrap. From around the Globe to your Frontal Lobe. Good Morning. Here is the news:-


The three people who died in a Brisbane fire the other day, were a mother, father and a son. It appears the son, who was a drug addict lit the fire as part of a family dispute.


An Aussie teacher volunteering in an orphanage in Thailand has received burns to 80% of her body after a kitchen accident.


Treasurer Scoot Morrison has warned bank executives could face jail for misconduct after revelations in the Royal Commission that the CBA charged thousands of customers fees for things that the bank wasn’t delivering.


Steve Irwin honoured with a Hollywood Walk of Fame Star.


PM Bernie in London for CHOGM Meeting.


A 20 year old man has been charged after biting a 13 year old boy’s cheek during a robbery in a Sydney Shopping centre.


Ipswich Council s ditching its recycling bins program because it’s too expensive.


UN Security Team has come under fire in Syria as they investigate chemical weapons.


Justin Langer looks likely to be Australia’s new Cricket Coach.


Trump confirms that the CIA director and another top Diplomat, met with Kim Jong Un. The meeting went well apparently.


Barbara Bush has died. She was 92. See Pic.


The Queen’s last remaining corgi has died.


A Chicago diner has left a $2000 tip…..Wow must have been a super steak.


A French man has received a second face transparent after his first face transplant started to die.
Wall Street down 38 points.


Billionaire banking heir Matthew Mellon has died.


Vanuatu has ruled out China ever being allowed to build a military base on its shores.


A 16 year old NZ girl has been ordered off FB after she bullied a girl who ultimately killed herself.


Hey have a super day. I am off to Newcastle to attend Dave Connett’s Tough Conference.

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17th April 2018 Morning News Wrap

M68!: Morning News Wrap. From around the Globe to your Frontal Lobe. Good Morning. Here is the news:-
Three people have been killed in a house fire in Brisbane.
Israel Folau has offered to quit to the Australian Rugby Union for comments he made on his Instagram Account. He committed a Speech Crime and it may yet cost him his career. I wrote a blog on this last week. Lots have read it…but in case you missed it….see the link. I personally think this is an exceptionally important issue in Australia right now.
QLD Premier scathing over the Closing Ceremony of the Comm Games…..The rest of this comment was deleted….It was a Speech Crime against Political Correctness.
Man gunned down in a Melbourne driveway.
Woolworths, the Fresh Food People, are this morning the Frenzied Frantic People, after their computer system was hacked by North Koreans trying to sway the Shareholder election for the CEO as they are wanting to install Kim Jong Un’s distance cousin Kim Jong Uner. Ok I may have embellished this story a little cause it was boring just to report Woolworths had a computer outage yesterday.
Big accident on the Pacific Motorway north of Sydney….will create delays this morning for North bound traffic.
Two surfers mauled off the coast of WA.
Coke is releasing Coke Slushies in a pouch…..Thank you Coke.
PM Bernie announced Lieutenant General Angus Campbell as Australia’s next Defence Chief. This would be a cushy job cause don’t you just yell down to the troops below you…..Just do whatever America says……Mind you, I do like having America as our Military big brother….So Yes Sir Uncle Sam. God Bless America.
A fight has broken out between Pro Surfers in the car park of the Margaret River Pro….That was my wave, no it was my wave….I will hit you with my leg strap….Meanwhile a couple of beaches away, two surfers were attacked by sharks….so maybe the carpark surfers should take a good hard look at themselves and keep the main thing the main thing.
A Sunshine Coast 4 year old girl who is battling cancer has lost 80% of her skin in a major health setback. Let’s pray for her this morning.
In what looks like a the script of a movie….a woman in the US has killed her hubby and then killed a woman that looked like her, so she could disappear from the life she had as a husband murdering wife and assume the identity and life of her doppelganger. She still has not be arrested. Movie Title…The Doggelganger did it.
Headline reads Jawsome. 1400 basking sharks spotted off the US North Atlantic Coast.
Headline reads…Who you gonna call? Apparently Catholics around the world are starting to ring their priests to get over the phone exorcisms. So many comments but I’ll leave that and sign off for the day. Have a good one.
Oh one more….The Queen turns 92 on Saturday. God Bless the Queen.
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16th April 2018 Morning News Wrap


M68!: Morning News Wrap. From around the Globe to your Frontal Lobe. Good Morning. Here is the news:-


So turns out the lady who ‘fell overboard’ from that cruise ship, intentionally jumped to commit suicide. I know I upset a few people the other day speculating that it may have been the husband….this was me just looking at the facts of the story and concluding that there was more to the story than a woman who was throwing up, being swept over board by a 40 metre wave. I feel immense sadness for the husband, who actually tried to stop her, and her three teen children.


The Commonwealth Games have officially closed. The Ceremony has been slammed as the broadcast did not include the athletes marching into the Stadium. By the end of the ceremony….there were almost no people left in the stadium as people had simple walked out. Peter Beattie has hit the media saying that they got it wrong. Disappointing. Some people are likening the Ceremony to an embarrassing Australian Idol Reunion with has been artists singing sexually provocative songs from the 80’s and 90’s.


However in one of the highlights Norm and Karen Buttegieg (CityNet Church Leaders and Comm Games Volunteers) were on the main stage with Guy Sebastian.


Indigenous Australians have burnt the Commonwealth Games countdown surfboard at Southbank Brisbane. See Pic. So not cool.


Fire out near Holsworthy Army Base is still burning.


Dead body found in a parked car in Geelong.


Usain Bolt thinks he retired too soon, after Jamaica failed in the Comm Games.


Syria claims that it shot down a whole stack of the Trump Missiles and that the whole thing has been an embarrassment for America.


India is outraged over the gang rape and murder of an 8 year old girl…..There have been protests and politicians calling for new laws…..Yawn….sorry but did they do all this over the rape and murder of a 7 year old girl 2 months ago. Reality is that India does not value women and the mistreatment of them is not punished in any meaningful way…..This is a nation where dowry killings claims the lives of thousands of young women…..So rather than protests and empty political gestures they need to start to change culture…Otherwise they will be doing all this again, sadly in a month’s time.


Barbara Bush’s health is failing.


Two teachers in the US have been fired after a mother sent her autistic son to school with a recording device in his backback. The teachers are heard bullying and being cruel to the boy.


That will do for today. Have a super day.

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13th April 2018 Morning News Wrap

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M68!: Morning News Wrap. From around the Globe to your Frontal Lobe. Good Morning. Here is the news:-


The wife of former Governor General Peter Hollingworth has gone missing overnight in Melbourne.


A huge wave has hit a Brisbane bound cruise ship, washing an Aussie woman into the sea as her husband watched. A search is now on.


Yellow Wiggle has to have surgery as she has severe endometriosis.


English Sprinter stripped of the 200m Gold at the Comm Games as he interfered with the second place runner.


English Heptathlete has fallen badly in the hurdles at the Comm Games but as a mark of good sportsmanship she was comforted by all of the other girls in the race….See pic.


Two Gold Medals for Australia last night one in the pole vaulting and one in discus.


Cairns man survives a night up a tree in croc infested waters.


Melbourne man charged with stalking a 15 year old girl off a tram.


A South African woman who UK Officials accused of faking an illness has died 5 days after they tried to deport her.


Trump backs down on launching missile strikes on Syria.


Trump is to revisit the Transpacific Trade Deal.


Wall Street up 293 points.


Holiday Spot Cancun is now the murder capital of Mexico with 14 people murdered in the last 36 hours.


Israel has stood for two minutes of silence to remember the victims of the Holocaust.


Have a super day.

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12th April 2018 Morning News Wrap



M68!: Morning News Wrap. From around the Globe to your Frontal Lobe. Good Morning. Here is the news:-


Looks like we are heading toward a direct conflict between Russia and America over Syria.


Yesterday at the UN Russia vetoed an American Resolution calling for an Independent Investigation into the use of Chemical Weapons in Syria.


A Newborn Baby has been found dumped on a Sydney Street.


An Employee from the Office of the PM and Cabinet has been charged with seven counts of indecently dealing with a child.


257 people have been killed after an Algerian Plane crashed.


A man went on a gun rampage on a Melbourne Farm.


A Perth couple who are going through restaurants doing a Dine and Dash have been identified and shamed on social media.


One third of the Athletes at the Commonwealth Games from Cameroon have gone missing. Police are now playing a serious game of Where’s Wally. The Cameroon athletes have a significant reputation for doing this kind of thing with it happening at the Melbourne Comm Games and the London Olympics.


Red Belly black snake found in the Toy Box of a young Queensland girl.


Brisbane Man drowns off the coast of Yamba whilst bodyboarding with his son.


Giant snake seen on a Cairns Race Track. See Pic.


Sperm whale has died after swallowing 29kgs of plastic bags.


Stats have been released that show the an aussie is killed or seriously injured every day, whilst holidaying in South East Asian Countries.


US Stocks plunge, gold and oil spike after Trump threatens war.


Hey where is the UN in these Syrian Chemical Attacks….just being the usual corrupt benign organisation that it has morphed into over the last few decades. The world would be a better place without the UN….and don’t even get me started on what the UN did to the people of Haiti.


Anyway on that note, I am done for the day. Have a good one.

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11th April 2018 Morning News Wrap


M68!: Morning News Wrap. From around the Globe to your Frontal Lobe. Good Morning. Here is the news:-


Bomber banned for biting by the AFL Tribunal. Let’s mess with that a bit…..Brilliant and buoyant Bomber bombastically and blatantly banned for badly bitcherly biting a boy.


I don’t know how to spell bitcherly.


Tributes are flowing for a talented South Australian footballer, Ellen Maple, who was killed in a car accident just hours after a big match.


An Air Niugini flight out of Brisbane has had to return back to Brisbane. It’s not clear why yet and officials are saying it wasn’t an emergency landing…..Let’s see what reasons we can come up with as to why a plane would return to Brisbane…..The pilot realised he should have gone to Specsavers and so acted on the thought. He had heard that Peter Beattie announced that there really is no traffic problems on the Gold Coast and so the Pilot thought…..LET’S ALL GO TO THE GOLD COAST.


NZ transgender female weight lifter is retiring from the sport. Headline could have been…Weight Lifted from Weight Lifter


Australia has won the 4x100m medley in the final night of competition in the pool.


Naked driver pinned to the ground by a Melbourne cop, after he took off his clothes and went to attack another driver……Better Headline would have been. Nudie Rudie Road Rage Rager Ran Down By Rapider Running Cop. Oh that’s gold baby…..I so should be writing front page headlines for the NT News.


Sydney mother with three children in the car has been caught driving 7 times over the legal limit.


A Melbourne Court has ruled that farting on a work colleague does not constitute work place harassment……going be a tough day for my office workmates today.


A Car in an English Safari park has had its window smashed when a Giraffe put its head in the car and they put the window up……Hey people you can’t treat a Giraffe like a blow fly.


Miracle baby is rescued alive after being dumped in a storm drain and left to die in a case that has shocked South Africa. As soon as I saw this story I thought….bet it  was a girl baby…..And yes….See Pic. I had a discussion with wifey as to whether the pic was too confronting but I am putting it out there as I think we need to see the way female babies are treated around the world as they, in some cultures, are of less value than male babies. So I hope you feel confronted.


And a good news story for all the people that pester the MNW staff constantly for ‘Good News’. The Cleveland House of Horrors victim that was held captive for 11 years, has revealed she is now happily married.


So there…..Watch out for any Biting Bombers or Nudie Rudie Road Ragers…..and watch out for me in the office.

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9th April 2018 Morning News Wrap


M68!: Morning News Wrap. From around the Globe to your Frontal Lobe. Good Morning. Here is the news:-


PM Bernie has now lost 30 straight Newspolls….which Bernie used as the trigger point to knife Tony Abbott.


Sydney man charged over the assault of a baby. An 18 month old ended up with a fractured skull.


Michael Clarke has offered to come out of retirement and be Aussie Cricket Captain.


An aussie leading the walking race at the Comm Games, with just a kilometre to go has been disqualified. The footage was heart breaking to watch. See Pic.


Australia is at the top of the Medal Tally with 31, 35 and 28 medals.  England is second with Canada third. NZ is 6th.


Comm Games Swimmer Emily Seebohm has blamed the media for her .03 second loss because she claims they shattered her confidence.


Four year old girl has had her ear bitten off by a horse in South Australia.


A bride and groom have been left devastated after their wedding reception venue in the Lockyer Valley burned down during their reception.


The guy that climbed the Harbour Bridge the other day shutting down traffic for hours….was high on ice.


Sydney Good Samaritan has been assaulted by the man he was trying to rescue.


Adelaide man leaves 200 metre trail of blood after he was slashed in a random attack.


North Korea says it is willing to discuss denuclearisation with the US.


Berlin half marathon attacked foiled. Plan was to knife runners.


A bus carrying a Canadian Hockey team has crashed killing 15 on board including the team coach and team captain.


A man has died after a fire at Trump Tower in New York.


Chemical attack in Syria kills 40 people.


Have a great day.

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