30th November 2016 – Morning News Wrap

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M68!: Morning News Wrap. From around the Globe to your Frontal Lobe. Good Morning. Here is the News:-

16 people injured in a food court explosion in Sydney CBD.

Aussie Olympic Gold Medalist shooter drove drunk with a gun in the car….dobbed in by his brother.

Man bitten by a shark off the Victorian Coast. He had caught the shark, reeled it in and then it bit him. I am no fisherman but I think he is doing it wrong.

Plumber finds human remains in a septic tank of a Brisbane Special Needs School.

Thunderstorm Asthma death toll rises to 8 people.

Seven injured as plane about to land in Sydney hit rough turbulence. Dumb headline really…..ever flown through smooth turbulence?

Scurvy makes a surprise return to Australia.

Headline reads….Older people have sex too…..Yeah so rarely that when they do it makes the news.

A Victorian Farmer is in hospital fighting for life after being trapped under a hay baler for 72 hours.

A Brisbane cyclist riding in a bus lane has attacked a bus driver in an ugly road rage incident because he was driving in a bus lane.

9 Sydney men charged over a series of underworld murders.

WA police release an image of a man who attacked a teen girl on a Perth Beach.

Dreamworld expected to open next week.

Australia has a new High Court Chief Justice….A female for the first time.

World’s old man credits long life to eating raw eggs but he was just yoking around.

Trump says flag burners should go to jail….I think this is right.

76 people killed in a plane crash in Brazil. Only five survived. The plane was carrying an elite Brazilian Football Team. An electrical issue with the plane is being blamed.

Vegans call for the Bank of England to scrap the 5 pound note as it contains animal fat. To all vegans of the world….send me your notes and I will save you from the curse of animal fat notes

Speaking of Money…Dow up 37 points.

Crown Prince to become Thailand’s king.

An Aussie in Africa is being mobbed daily because they think he is Jesus. See Pic. I am not sure who this guy is but I would suggest he should not visit Rome, avoid anything that looks like a T and if any guy tries to give him a kiss…..flee away.

This ends your State of the Union address for today.

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