M68!: Morning News Wrap. From around the Globe to your Frontal Lobe. Good Morning. Here is the News:-
Three year old boy has been found after an agonizing search in Perth. They left the boy in the car to return to find it stolen. DON’T LEAVE YOUR KID IN THE CAR PEOPLE.
Man arrested over the unprovoked stabbing of a French Tourist near Wolf Creek in the Northern Territory.
Teen in custody after Gold Coast shooting.
Men find a Penguin in a Sydney Drain….Yes you Boofheads….its The Penguin…don’t you remember the doco from a decade ago.
Hamish and Andy to quit radio at the end of next year. Pic.
Ten of thousands of Muslims march against a Christian Governor in Jakarta.
Actor who played Manuel in Fawlty Towers dies.
Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher welcome their second baby.
Humanitarian Aid blocked as Aleppo starves.
Tennessee wildfire death toll rises.
Michelle Obama will never run for office….apparently.
18 people have been killed when a bus plunged into a lake in China.
Grizzly Bear deaths in Yellowstone National Park are spiking……Well that’s nothing to Grizzle about. Hey who remember Grizzly Adams. Ah the good old days of TV.
Rescuers rescue 22 trapped miners in China.
Ethnic cleansing happening in South Sudan….expect nothing from the UN
Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon apologized Thursday for the U.N. not doing enough to contain the spread of a cholera outbreak in Haiti, but he stopped short of apologizing for bringing the disease to the Caribbean nation. It was actually UN Peacekeeping troops that bought the disease to Haiti after the Earthquake of 2010. Over 9000 people have died and hundreds of thousands have fallen ill. Well done Ban Ki-moon….don’t say sorry for a colossal stuff up of biblical proportions.
Is the first step to solving a problem, according the AA is to admit you have a problem….maybe the UN should follow what AA does. Oh we could be a 12 step program for the UN.
Hello my name is the United Nations and I am rampantly incompetent.
UN slaps sanctions on North Korea…..good for you UN…..Can’t get food to the people of Aleppo or help the people of Haiti but they can put sanctions on North Korea that ultimately penalizes the population.
Nico Rosberg announces shock retirement from Formula 1.
Have a super Saturday and if you are in any kind of trouble don’t expect any help from the UN.