1st January 2017 Morning News Wrap

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M68!: Morning News Wrap. From around the Globe to your Frontal Lobe. Good Morning. Here is the News:

Happy New Year!

Sydney puts on its best as always to welcome in the New Year. See Pic. Only 15 arrests across Sydney.

Hundreds of Aussies stranded in Dubai after a Qantas A380 was grounded by issues. Why kind of ‘issues’ does a plane have….well this particular plane was feeling bullied by the other planes. It was ostracised and laughed at for wearing the old logo. Qantas has sent over an intervention plane to talk the issue through.

Two men has been killed by fireworks in Victoria in separate incidents.

Adelaide man dies in mate’s arms after brutal attack.

Rhonda Rousey’s big touted comeback was all over in 48 seconds. Apparently she was heard to say to her coach at the start of the fight….I’ll be back in a minute. (Just kidding).

Landcruiser falls off the back of a Fraser Island Barge. Becomes Seacruiser.

A bitter custody dispute has seen a dad and his young daughter flee to NZ from OZ in a 6 metre Cat…they are now missing.

A Japanese man has finally started talking to his wife after giving her the silent treatment for 20 years….and only started talking after the intervention of a TV show.

A news story this morning is reporting that one of the expected downsides to self driving cars is that organ donations will be down….well that’s kind of grizzly.

A Pilot in Indonesia was so drunk that he slurred his pre flight announcement….. He has been fired.

The guy who invented the Kinder Surprise has died.

Dozens dead in Baghdad twin bombings.

China court jails 16 people for Kidney trading ring.

Nigerian plastic rice scandal apparently wasn’t plastic.

21 people rescued from California theme park ride.

Allan Williams, The Beatles first manager has died.

A Planet names Proxima b has been discovered orbiting the closest start to our sun. It may be the closest possible home for life outside of our solar system….I am currently compiling a list of people we could send there…..Obama, Clinton, Bill Shorten, Waleed, The UN, Paul Keating….

And on that note…..Enjoy your New Years Day.

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3 Responses to 1st January 2017 Morning News Wrap

  1. Robyn Rashleigh says:

    Thank you and Happy New Year, Peter. Hope that planet is ready soon!

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  2. Rob says:

    Beam them up Scotty !!

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  3. Heather says:

    ..ok then.

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