14th January 2017 Morning News Wrap


M68!: Morning News Wrap. From around the Globe to your Frontal Lobe. Good Morning. Here is the News:

Police baffled by Sunburnt mystery man found lost in Melbourne. They can’t work out what language he is speaking.

Federal Health Minister Susan Ley has resigned due to her travel expenses….which is a shame as she was a very good minister.

A two storey tyre factory has spectacularly gone up in flames in Sydney, fuelled by 1500 tyres.

Japanese PM in OZ.

Malcolm Turnbull has done……ha ha got ya. He does nothing…Remember the movie Weekend at Bernies…..I am thinking possibly Malcolm has passed away but the Coalition don’t want to tell the nation and so they prop him up for the occasional photo shoot opportunity. Have you seen some of his awkward conversations during photo shoot ops….surely he is Bernie.

Last night in Canberra the Temp plummeted 12 degrees in 15 minutes. To morgue like conditions I wonder?

Melbourne Muslim leader charged over performing a forced marriage involving a child.

Matthew Wade’s maiden One Day International century set the Aussies up for a win in the first of five matches.

A finger has been found in a toilet block in Sydney.

Teen slashed in the face and stomach while leaving Melbourne KFC.

According to a top cop in Indonesia most plane crashes in that country happen due to pilots being high…..which obviously means the planes aren’t.

A motorist in the US stopped his car to perform the Heimlich maneuver on a stranger who was being ignored by passerbyers. He saved the man’s life.

Lord Snowdon has died. Yeah I got no idea who he is either.

Wall Street down 5 points.

US Congress backs repeal of Obamacare.

A newborn baby kidnapped from a Florida Hospital 18 years ago has been found safe and well.

Fact of the Day: In the 1840’s London bus drivers has straps attached to their arms that you tugged when you wanted to get off.

Have a simply stunning super Saturday.

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