18th January 2017 Morning News Wrap


M68!: Morning News Wrap. From around the Globe to your Frontal Lobe. Good Morning. Here is the News

Two people in Sydney hospital after contracting rare fast spreading flesh eating infection. Sounds horrible.

Melbourne woman jogger ripped up by an attack by a Roo. She was injured but will be ok. Not so cute now are you Skippy. Now where was that Roo punching guy from last month?

RSPCA raids Queensland puppy farm. Pretty ugly scene all round.

Hanson to push ahead with her Burqa ban…May I suggest she also bans, tofu, cats, Greens, Pepsi, repeats on TV, aggressive roos and Harleys.

WA Dad jailed for sexually abusing daughter. Ban these type of dad’s too.

Adelaide family finds thousands of ants inside holiday cabin after son complains of ‘ghosts in the walls’.

Greg Hunt becomes Health Minister after PM Bernie reshuffles cabinet.

Stosur pretty upset after bombing again in the Australian Open. Don’t say bomb.

Tour Down Under cycle race temps hit 50 degrees. A lot of the cyclists pull out.

Police car T-bones a car in Albury. Debate rages over who is at fault.

Man rescued from side of cliff on North Strady.

Gunman opens fire at Martin Luther King Memorial.

6 in 10 Americans don’t have $500 in savings.

Search for MH 370 suspended……I thought they found the wreckage of the plane.

Selfie fans warned about giving the peace sign after fingerprints were stolen from a photo…..I guess we shouldn’t give peace a chance after all. Sorry John you were wrong.

Some people think Elvis has been spotted at Graceland…See Pic….Personally I suggest that Santa Claus has been spotted at Graceland.

Turkish police arrest the Nightclub shooter.

China says 2500 wartime Japanese chemical weapons destroyed.

80,000 birds culled in Japan.

Asian man admits to abusing over 100 girls….what a creep.

Cow rescued from a swimming pool in Oklahoma.

Fact of the Day: Australia was the second country in the world to give women the right to vote in 1902.

Without Googling it….Do you know what country was the first…..hint. It’s not Saudi Arabia.

Have a great Wednesday.

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