2nd February 2017 Morning News Wrap


M68!: Morning News Wrap. From around the Globe to your Frontal Lobe. Good Morning. Here is the News:

Vicki Ross has won the Morning News Wrap Comp to come up with a name for the new NSW Premier so I don’t have to keep typing her surname. From name she will be known as The Jikklier

Woman stabbed to death in her Melbourne home.

Man shot dead at a Sydney home.

Council mergers may be taken off the table by the new Jikklier Govt.

Police closing down a makeshift homeless camp in Melbourne’s CBD have been punched and kicked.

The brother of the mother murdered by her husband two days ago on the Gold Coast has vowed to fight for tougher bail conditions.

Teen girl beaten by four non school teens during lunch time at Caboolture High School.

The UK Parliament has voted to give Teresa May the power to trigger Brexit: by a majority of 386.

The former CEO of Exxon Mobile has been voted into the role of Secretary of State.

US and Indian scientists say a mystery illness that killed more than 100 children last year in northern India was caused by eating lychees on an empty stomach.

Beyoncé is Pregnant. Twice.

Israel to open up a new settlement on the West Bank.

12 year old girl from Hyderabad, India, has been sold by her mother to a 70 year old man for marriage.

Wall Street up 45 points.

Three Deer break into a convenience store in Canada. Apparently someone had fed them Pringles earlier in the day….and once you pop, you can’t stop. See Pic.

People are demanding the next Doctor Who be a woman…..God bless the Politically Correct Police. And I think the next Wonder Woman should be a man. I mean it takes a woman with incredible super powers to do the same as an old man with a busted up London phone box. That should get some comments. Lol.

Trump says that they are officially putting Iran on notice following ballistic missile test.

Zebra viciously attacked a zoo keeper in China. I guess the Zebra was cross. So I guess you could say the zoo keeper got hurt at a Zebra Crossing.

Fact of the Day. On Good Friday in 1930, the BBC reported, “There is no news.” Instead, they played piano music

Have an amazing day.

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2 Responses to 2nd February 2017 Morning News Wrap

  1. Adrian Gallagher says:

    “Jikklier”: as long as you’re not being disrespectful to someone in authority.

    “People are demanding the next Doctor Who be a woman”. I’ve some vague memory (maybe made up) of some Scandinavian country insisting The Phantom having a daughter. It’s fantasy, it’s make-believe, it’s entertainment. Do these people think it’s real?


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