M68!: Morning News Wrap. From around the Globe to your Frontal Lobe. Good Morning. Here is the News:
Two women brawl over a merging lane on Sydney road….Punches thrown. Probably both still thought it was International Women’s Day and so both wanted right of way.
Young fit Melbourne woman living in Florida has mysteriously died in her sleep.
Massive brawl breaks out in the Members stand at a Sydney NRL game. I am shocked….I mean a fight….at a footy game…..
John Howard jeered and jostled by trade unionists on the streets of Sydney. Police had to step in to save him.
Sydney teacher caught driving six times over the legal limit.
Another Sydney woman, a mum with four children in the car, has been caught driving 4 times over the legal limit.
South Australian Labor MP Kate Ellis to quit federal politics at the next election.
Manly Ferry breaks down in Sydney Harbour with 200 people on board.
A dolphin hit a surfer somewhere off the coast of Queensland.
Measles found in Queensland.
Muslims in 19 Sydney schools have been found to be at risk of being radicalized.
Justin Bieber impersonator charged with over 900 child sex offences.
Harry Potter actor, Jom Tavare breaks his neck and punctures his lung in a horrific car crash.
ISIL leader flees Mosul in shame….leaving fighters to fight a losing battle.
CNN host meets with a cannibal sects and tries eating human brain…sparks outrage…..I am not outraged. There is such a race to the bottom by TV and media, showing a TV host eating a human is sadly just the next step down.
A five foot dead shark has been found in a shopping trolley in a Walmart carpark.
The death toll from the Guatemalan refuge fire has risen to 28 teen girls.
The death toll from the hospital shooting in Afghanistan where gunman were dressed as doctors has risen to 49.
Wall Street 13 points.
A woman weighing half a ton in India has undergone surgery.
Wild Boars roam Fukushima…..for those who like their bacon glowing like a glow stick.
A man is to undergo surgery to be a sexless Alien…….the brokenness of humanity is so sad. The truth is out there.
Fact of the Day: Each year, there are more than 40,000 toilet related injuries in the United States.
Have a great Friday.