16th March 2017 Morning News Wrap

Wet Wet Wet

M68!: Morning News Wrap. From around the Globe to your Frontal Lobe. Good Morning. Here is the News:

Let’s start the day with a startling stat. One in every 33 Aussie kids receive some kind of Child Protection and the number is rapidly increasing….Let’s think that through……they are being protected FROM THEIR PARENTS or their lovers. I think they should have to set some kind of test and then training before you are allowed to have children.

Outrage as Union boss says she is ok with laws being broken, during a TV interview. Wow a union breaking the laws. Who remembers the BLF of the late 80’s.

Ten more days of wet weather ahead for NSW and QLD. Remember the 80’s band Wet Wet Wet…..see link.

Sydney couple charged over boy’s slapping therapy…where he died.

Aussie woman claims she was violently raped in Bali.

Snowy Hydro to get $2 billion makeover. Australia’s Next Top Hydro.

WA National’s leader, Brendon Grylls, concedes her seat of Pilbara. Is this Bear’s wife?

Sydney primary school teacher says a year 5 student has threatened to behead her and kill her family. Its ok I am sure he was joking as he is part of a religion of peace.

Woman says she nearly died at Adele Concert……had she died….it really would have been Hello from the other side. Not making lite of it…. its just a rumor. Anyway just let it go, its just water under the bridge.

A Melbourne man has run into a burning house to save his son.  He received burns to his feet.

The Greens are pushing for a 4 day work week. See this is what I love about the Greens. They suggest things that are really likely to become reality. You know stuff like, Unicorns that are being ridden by Leprechauns should be allowed to run in the Melbourne Cup. You know Unicorns vomit rainbows right?

A team of 46 researches are conducting a major research on the bleaching of the Great Barrier Reef……Hasn’t Pauline Hanson already done extensive research on that during that seven minute snorkel for the Press late last year?

Two Russian spies indicted over massive Yahoo hack.

‘I just shot and killed my two kids, and I shot my wife’ 911 operator tries to keep a US dad on the line after an horrific crime.

Dutch general election. Looks like the existing PM will be returned…..I know I don’t care either, but maybe someone who reads the MNW is Dutch. And if there is two of them….its double Dutch….

Death toll from the Ethiopian Rubbish tip land slide has risen to 113.

Unrelatedly Wall Street up 113 points.

Donald Trump paid $38 million in tax last year, which is slightly more than what I paid during the same period.

Fact of the day: Pi, or π, is the ratio of a circle’s circumference to its diameter. Because it is irrational, it can’t be written as a fraction. Instead, it is an infinitely long, nonrepeating number.

Have a non irrational day.

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