20th April 2017 Morning News Wrap

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M68!: Morning News Wrap. From around the Globe to your Frontal Lobe. Good Morning. Here is the News:

 

Government tightening citizenship rules with English only test. I think it should be in Australian only. Questions like what does the following sentence mean? Shazza and Bazza listen to Acca Dacca while heading to Maccas in their Dato on hump day.

 

Anonymous letter claims Peter Falconio is buried in WA.

 

Two houses have burned down in separate fires in Ipswich.

 

Earthquake at Foster.

 

Well first the oldest person in the world died last week and now Australia’s oldest known Bare Nosed wombat has died.

 

Speaking of Wombats…..who remembers Fatso?

 

Husband says he did not kill his wheelchair bound wife – who fell into a pond in an Adelaide Park…..Oh ok then. Sounds legit.

 

Woman glassed in Geelong Pub said attacker pitched pint glass like a baseball.

 

France says it has proof that Assad is behind the recent gas attack in Syria. But my Facebook friends know different so France Intelligent sources should really pay more attention to the MNW.

 

Russian Bombers spotted for a second time off the Alaskan Coast.

 

North Koreans cheer for a fake video of America being nuked.

 

Fox News dumps Bill O’Reilly over a sex scandal.

 

Wall Street down 118 points.

 

Facebook shares brain control ambitions.

 

44 people killed after a bus in India fell off a road and into a Ravine.

 

Fact of the Day: A person can live without food for about a month, but only about a week without water.

If the amount of water in your body is reduced by just 1%, you’ll feel thirsty.

If it’s reduced by 10%, you’ll die.

 

Have an amazing Thursday.

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