4th May 2017 Morning News Wrap


M68!: Morning News Wrap. From around the Globe to your Frontal Lobe. Good Morning. Here is the News:

Fairfax sacks 25% of it’s journalists which unexpectantly propels the Morning News Wrap and it’s entire staff further up the journalism tree.

Dad of Aussie drug mule insists she is innocent….Not sure if I so feel his father’s heart as how would I react if it was my daughter…..or I feel played by crocodile tears.

NSW teen bashed to death by boyfriend until her face was unrecognizable. Apparently there was blood on every wall and the ceiling of their bedroom….My opinion on this story was deleted as I didn’t want to upset the people that constantly tell me that domestic violence happens to males too…..which it does but gee it happens a whole stack more to defenseless women. But no one is allowed to comment on this as it was deleted.


A 13 year old boy has been cautioned over a hoax that shut down a Gold Coast School yesterday.

Kangaroo joins a horse race in Cessnock….doesn’t win but the TAB have launched an inquiry.

Was reading something about Gonski whilst an ad was playing on the TV for Alien Covenant…..coincidence or are the planets speaking?

If I don’t give a Gonski is my only hope The Men In Black.

Apparently the Greens are going to support ‘Gonski 2.0’

Headline reads….’How Turnbull is turning more like Trump to be popular’….lock up your Twitter accounts people. Australian Politics in 160 Characters.

Something about Mundine but seeing the MNW has a current ban on anything to do with Mundine or Muslims so please refer to the picture: it is a squirrel.

Blaze erupts at Melbourne Go Kart Track.

Hilary Clinton blames the FBI, sexism and herself for her losing the Presidential Election. I just blame her.

Twin sisters have given birth to boys on the same day.
So apparently ‘a fierce lion looked tough but turned into a kitten at the sight of bubbles’…….and journalists like the ones from the Age wonder why they have lost their job…..because news sites ARE NOT NAT GEO WILD.

So apparently a ‘dog was not ready to be a father’…..and remind me again about how important journalists are?

Ivanka Trump publishes a self help book for women…..Principle No1…Marry a rich guy….Principle No2….Be married to a guy who becomes President of America.

Just watching the new series of ‘Britain’s Got Talent’….NO IT HAS NOT.

Wall Street up 8 points.

Fact of the Day: Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.

Have a great Thursday.

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