8th May 2017 Morning News Wrap

The Washington Arch in Washington Square Park is lit up in blue, white and red, the colors of the French flag, in New York

M68!: Morning News Wrap. From around the Globe to your Frontal Lobe. Good Morning. Here is the News:

Aussie accused drug smuggler in Colombia wants tax payers to fund her court case.

A $321 million increase to our intelligence budget is expected to be announced tomorrow.

An Aussie baby has been born at 23 weeks gestation with a 1.2kg tumor but the baby itself only weighed 900 grams and was only given a 7% chance of survival….is defying the odds.

Australia’s triple A credit rating likely to be maintained after the budget. I think the Triple A stands for Aussie Aussie Aussie.

A fourth American has been detained in North Korea and is being accused of being a spy.

Emmanuel Macron has won the French Presidential Election. He is the youngest person ever to be elected as President. And to think his teacher said he would never amount to anything…..oh no wait: I am thinking of someone else. Macron married HIS teacher.

Dozens killed in Northern Syria on the first day of ceasefire. I don’t know much about ceasefires but I think they are doing it wrong.

US Parents filmed actually having a tug of war with a baby…they have now been arrested.

82 of the Chibook schoolgirls kidnapped by Boko Haram 3 years ago, have been released.

The man who once who held the record for being the oldest man to have climbed Mt Everest has died trying to reclaim his title.

US man vanishes from Sydney-bound cruise.

United Airlines have once again had to apologize for failing to check the boarding pass of a passenger so instead of flying her to Paris she ended up in San Francisco.

Germany Military order man hunt for Nazis. Can a woman be a Nazi or is this ‘manhunt’ just a figure of speech?

Schoolgirls hit by Delhi gas leak.

Mexico invents bra to detect breast cancer.

Climber rescued from Canada’s highest peak.

School Bus crash kills 36 kids and adults in Tanzania.

Fact of the Day: Chuck Norris has a diary. It’s called the Guinness Book of World Records.

Have a super start to the working week. Think of the money people.

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