12th May 2017 Morning News Wrap


M68!: Morning News Wrap. From around the Globe to your Frontal Lobe. Good Morning. Here is the News:

Today the news is written by a Romanian who is still perfecting the art of English.

Samuel Johnson’s pub has been stolen from a Logie.

Indigenous round of the footy ball will not sing the ‘Australians all let us rejoice’ but will instead will say a poem….Sounds the footy ball players don’t like singing.

A Sydney holy man that worshipped the Jesus has been charged with being the leader of a “Jesus Freaks’ crime gang.

Cops with lots of guns in Perth has shot out the tyres of a man’s car and then they all jumped on him and took him to the police station. He must be a bad man.

Bill Shorty has done a speech about the Budget.

Man claims that he tongue got pricked by chicken bone on a Qantas plane….free the tongue piercing. He should be so happy.

A man with short shorts and a crack…..I think you call them the tradie, has hit a toddler in a driveway Perth. He will be ok.

Qantas Pie Face man has been charged with doing bad stuff.

Did you know that my home “Romania” comes from the Latin word “Romanus” which means “citizen of the Roman Empire.

In the English Country, the Leader of the Labor…well his car ran over a man with a camera from a BBC place.

They are saying that the President of Zimbabwe is not asleep when he closes his eye for the long period of time.

The Wall Street is down 23 something. I don’t know the American Money

With an area of 92,043 square miles (238,391 square kilometer), Romania is the largest country in Southeastern Europe. It is roughly the same size as the United Kingdom and slightly smaller than the U.S. state of Oregon.

The Shark…no no no not the Golfer…Golf is big in Romania…25 of the Shark, the bad ones….the white ones with the pointer have been spotted off Southern California. Wonder if they are spotted like the NSW Prawns.

Missing walker of the bush has been found after six days with no food and water in Montana.

Eurovison….nah don’t worry….we don’t even watch it in Romania and we are actually in Europe.

The Day for Fact: The Danube – Black Sea canal – in south-east Romania – is world’s third longest man-made navigation route, after the Suez and the Panama Canals.

Romanian gymnast Nadia Comaneci was the first to achieve a perfect routine and get the first score of 10.00 in the history of gymnastics, during the Olympics in Montreal (1976). The scoring displays of the time lacked the technical capability to show a perfect 10.00. They could only display three-digit grades (0.00 to 9.99 but not a 10.00) See Pic.


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