2nd September 2013 Morning News Wrap

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M68!: Morning News Wrap. From around the Globe to your Frontal Lobe. Good Morning. Here is the News:

 

It’s the second of September which is the anniversary of the end of WWII.

 

PM Bernie wants to give Power Companies the ability to turn down your air con or pool pump in times of high electricity demand…..more Nanny State ideas.

 

Forget about a bull in a china shop…..A deer in a Melbourne funeral home has caused extensive damage after running around for 20 minutes…..What do you call a blind deer….No Idea…..What do you call a blind deer with no legs…..Still no idea. Anyway apparently the funeral home’s owner walked in an exclaimed ‘Oh Deer!’

 

Jeff Horn without an opponent as Manny Pacquiao pulls out of his rematch. Wouldn’t have happened in Rocky’s Day.

 

An elderly man from Alexandra Hills (Brisbane), has been doused with Petrol and set alight.

 

The Sydney salon owner who was having one of her own treatments done at her Salon, has died from being given too much anesthetic by a woman who had been in the country for just five days on a tourist visa.

 

The flu has killed 7 people in Victoria….probably they had the dreaded Man Flu….its the worst kind.

 

An Aussie has died BASE jumping in Italy.

 

Assault rates have spiked by 75% across the Gold Coast in the last year.

 

A nine year old girl who was grabbed by a man in a street in Mt Isa, has escaped after she bit the man….And good for her I say.

 

Jill Meagher’s killer Adrian Bayley has been stabbed in prison.

 

A nurse in America has been arrested for not allowing cops to take the blood of an unconscious patient. Lucky she was white…..well just read the next story….

 

A policeman in the US has been caught on dashcam telling a white woman who he had pulled over for a traffic violation…..just calm down….we only shoot black people.

 

But apparently the police force sacks white people…..as the officer above has been fired.

 

New Zealand has been upset by the Queensland Government’s declaration that they will be buying Queensland first before NZ……Seems like a good idea to me….sorry little island nation to my left. Well it’s on my left if I am in Queensland (which I am) and I am looking at the NSW Border (which I also am).

 

Huge furniture warehouse blaze in the UK.

 

North Korea tells soldiers that ‘total war’ with the US is imminent.

 

Don’t you just hate it when people answer their own questions? I do.

 

Serena Williams has given birth to a baby girl. See Pic. Its not actually of her baby, but babies kind of all look the same. So…..

 

Over 300 tourists including foreigners trapped in Russia Elbrus region after mudslides.

 

The tallest sand castle in the world has been made somewhere…..wifey was talking whilst Skynews was telling the story so that’s all I heard.

 

Have a great Saturday.

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