7th September 2017 Morning News Wrap


M68!: Morning News Wrap. From around the Globe to your Frontal Lobe. Good Morning. Here is the News:


Huge petrol station fire near Geelong. Explosions have been heard too.


Adelaide train drags a woman 50 metres after she became trapped by a boom gate. She has survived.


Childcare workers go on strike across the Nation this arvo.


An 18 month old toddler who was hit by a motorcycle near Coffs Harbour is still in a critical condition.


A 14 year old girl has been sexually assaulted by an 81 year old man at Westfields at Hornsby.


The international office of Global Care and INC South Pacific moves to their new offices today at Beenleigh.


Driver punched in the head during a road rage incident in WA.


The cruise ship – the Sun Princess, was leaking water from the ceilings of its hallways as it left Brisbane yesterday…..not a good start to the holiday.


Trio adamant they have spotted the extinct Tasmanian Tiger submitting this amazingly clearly photo…..I think if you squint you can also see Big Foot, the Yetti and PM Bernie’s leadership gonads. Ha ha I am kidding as that last bit is just a myth….those gonads never existed.


Irna has become the strongest Atlantic storm in history. That’s gunna hurt.


Wall Street up 54 points. Despite the US Debt Ceiling about to be hit yet again around November/December.


The US cop who arrested a nurse for refusing to take the blood of an unconscious patient was also a part time paramedic….who has now been fired from that job.


Police kill tiger roaming city streets near Atlanta. Probably was looking for the head office of Coca Cola.


Congress passes $8 billion Cyclone Harvey Bill.


A School in East Sussex has banned skirts in order to make its uniform gender neutral outraging parents….with one parent claiming ‘My daughter has a gender’.


2 arrested in anti terrorism raids in Paris.


Huge Prison riot reported in Kansas.


Have a super Thursday.

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