15th September 2017 Morning News Wrap

images (3)

 

M68!: Morning News Wrap. From around the Globe to your Frontal Lobe. Good Morning. Here is the News:

 

12 year old Tiahleigh Palmer’s 18 year old foster brother, who slept with her, thinking he had then made her pregnant which caused her foster father to kill her…..has been sentenced to four years in jail….but with a year already served he will be out in Jan 2018….So an adult male has sex with a child (ultimately leading to her death) and he gets 18 months in jail. What the hell man?

 

Aussie cricket great Dean Jones, commentating on cricket in Kabul has been caught up in a terrorist suicide bomb which saw three people killed.

 

A magpie has attacked two young boys in a Perth Park. One of the boys will possibly lose his sight in one of his eyes.

 

Melbourne woman found dead 5 days after going missing.

 

Headline reads ‘Why is coke from Maccas so good?’ Well here is breaking news….its not….is tastes like watered down cat urine…..not that I know what that tastes like…but if I had to guess….

 

Myer to close some stores due to poor sales…..I guess they didn’t find wonderful after all.

 

Elusive Parrot found in South Australia….well clearly its not that elusive.

 

Qantas bumps a 94 year old woman off a flight, Sydney to Port Macquaire, because they had overbooked it…..Ah the spirit of Australia.

 

Stickers on fruit are going the way of good service by Qantas…..gone….replaced by tattoos…..and that’s what we all want…..an apple with ink.

 

Two Virgin flight attendants have been hospitalized, one with a broken leg, after flight turbulence into Adelaide.

 

A teen boy in the US has fatally shot his mum in the back of her head as she slept because she wouldn’t let him have a puppy.

 

World’s oldest Panda has died. See pic….did you know when a Panda dies, its black spots disappear.

 

Fire at a Malaysian Islamic Boarding school has killed 23 students and two staff.

 

Finnish woman abducted in Afghanistan has been released.

 

North Korea says it plans to sink Japan. They do know Japan is not the name of a US warship right?

 

Caribbean running out of food supplies.

 

Grenfell Tower Inquiry opens.

 

Selena Gomez has had a kidney transplant.

 

I was kidding about the Panda….pic is of a sleeping polar bear.

 

Have a great Friday.

This entry was posted in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s