31st October 2017 Morning News Wrap

octopuses

M68!: Morning News Wrap. From around the Globe to your Frontal Lobe. Good Morning. Here is the News:

 

Two missing hikers found in the Queensland bush.

 

Perth Family lucky to be alive after three year old playing with a lighter sparked a fire.

 

Uber driver tried to kiss his Sydney female passenger.

 

Qld Premier almost tackled during a press conference. He must have been from NSW as he was taken by her security guards faster than you can say State of Origin.

 

Woman on the run after man slain on busy Melbourne Street.

 

A Perth private school teacher has been deregistered for holding a Melbourne Cup Sweep with his 9 year old students.

 

A 22 year woman in the US has been killed by a 12 year old boy who was wanting to commit suicide so he jumped over a bridge, falling down and crushing the woman’s car…..she died and he survived. Very sad.

 

An obese woman in Spain was having some weird pains…..Presented to the hospital and she gave birth to twins.

 

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are distant cousins…..

 

Maggots and decomposing corpses found at a US funeral home.

 

Kim Jong Un’s wife has been seen in public for the first time in three years…..I wonder what her life is like.

 

A 14 year old Russian Model in China has died from exhaustion.

 

A couple who survived the mass shooting in Las Vegas, have been killed in a car accident.

 

Saudi Arabia to allow women to attend stadiums in 2018.

 

Canadian father beats his daughter for not wearing hijab.

 

Pro Spain demonstrators flood Barcelona.

 

And in Wales, dozens of large Octopi have fled the murky waters of their home and have beached themselves, leading many to ponder as to what heinous creature is lurking below the depths. And Bill Shorten is not in Australia at the moment……you do the math.

 

And on that note…have a super Tuesday…..Its the 31st of October where some Australians partake in that stupid American tradition of dressing their children up as demons and encouraging them to go and ask for lollies from strangers….

 

Head Shaking Moment.

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