18th November 2017 Morning News Wrap


M68!: Morning News Wrap. From around the Globe to your Frontal Lobe. Good Morning. Here is the News:


Early polls suggest the ALP will win Queensland.


20,000 Queensland students descend on the Gold Coast this weekend for Schoolies.


John Ibrahim’s body guard has been shot in the back…..isn’t this what they are designed to do?


Where is Stu?


Queensland man with gunshot wound, drives himself to the pub..#straya…horrified patrons call an ambulance.


A pregnant woman who posed for a photo covered in bees has announced her baby was born still born. See Pic.


Kangaroos smash Samoa.


Fears of multiple deaths as an aircraft and a helicopter crash over a UK estate.


Wall Street down 100 points.


Katy Perry banned from China.


Conspiracy theorists claim the mysterious planet Nibiru will trigger apocalyptic earthquakes on Sunday. If you are worried about this being the end of the world, I need to let you know I am a Nigerian Prince and my late uncle left me $16billion to distribute to who ever I want and I have chosen you. Please send $3,589 USD processing fee and then I will send you a cool billion.


Lebanon says Israel shouldn’t go to war with it as Lebanon will win says Lebanon. Dear Lebanon. Ask Syria how they worked out for them.


Have a great Saturday.

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