6th December 2017 Morning News Wrap

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M68!: Morning News Wrap. From around the Globe to your Frontal Lobe. Good Morning. Here is the News:

 

You will need to read the MNW slowly this morning as an undersea internet cable between Australia and Asia has been cut for the second time in six weeks.

 

Four injured in a Sydney Restaurant cool room explosion.

 

Police charge Sydney man with human trafficking.

 

Young man found floating face down in the surf at Bondi Beach, now fighting for life.

 

Woman infected with measles shopped around Melbourne….fears now her spots may go viral.

 

Seven arrested as Milo Yiannopoulos speaks in Sydney.

 

Demand for anal bleaching soars by 23%….no idea what that is and not keen to find out and even keener than that to not have it done.

 

Speaking of that region….Dangerous gastro strain strikes Adelaide Children in record numbers.

 

In more regional news…..Gastro outbreak strikes 200 passengers on a cruise ship travelling around Australia.

 

Fetal Alcohol Spectrum disorder is now a thing….this means that criminals can now officially blame the fact that their mother drank while pregnant for their criminal acts…..giving yet another ‘I am a victim’ card to people.

 

Every second news story on most news sites features something about Meghan and Harry….I am sparing you the interview she did when she was 11, her style journey, what her pet dog was called when she was 11 and what color her shoes where when she did something last year. The MNW is a H and M free zone. Except for the actual wedding.

 

Russia banned from competing in 2018 Winter Olympics as punishment for its widespread doping scandal.

 

Trumps personal bank reports handed to the FBI.

 

Thousands force to flee wildfires in California…..hey boys and girls, in Australia we call wildfires, bushfires. See Pic.

 

Fiancé of the woman taken by a shark off the coast of Costa Rica over the weekend is blaming the diving company. I personally think the shark is to blame and the fact that the shark’s mother drank alcohol.

 

Have a wacky Wednesday.

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