29th January 2018 Morning News Wrap.


M68!: Morning News Wrap. From around the Globe to your Frontal Lobe. Good Morning. Here is the news:-


A streaker has invaded the pitch at the last One Day International in Perth….let’s see what we can do with that. He was taking his bat and ball and going home. Actually I had to delete the other four comments I had…..they were gold but this is a family News Wrap….I had stuff about tackled tackle, middle stump and cricket ‘Pitch Perfect’.


Tasmanians are heading to the Polls on the 3rd of March. The entire population of 23 is expected to turn out to vote.


Sydney commuters bracing for chaos because even though the planned train strike has been called off, it is expected that a lot of drivers will call in sick.


Bernard Tomic has accused Tennis Australia of corruption….apparently he is upset because they want him to actually play tennis for prize money.


Federer beats Cilic for historic Australian Open Title. See Pic.


Cops shoot a man dead in a Melbourne bottle shop hold up.


Boat explodes at the Victorian Seaside port of Blairgowrie. Man missing.


Headline reads…What Wednesday’s super blue moon means for your health….I suggest nothing unless you are a werewolf.


Teen fugitive on the run for a month has been captured on the Gold Coast.


The Seine in Paris is in flood and has broken its banks.


The founder of Ikea has died…..He is being buried in a coffin that will be delivered flat packed and mourners will have to assemble the coffin using only an Allen Key and instructions written in Swedish by a psychopath.


Boris Becker is broke.


5 killed and 1 injured at a car wash shooting at a Pennsylvania car wash.


Death toll in the Kabul suicide blast reaches 103 with another 235 injured.


Have a great Monday.


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