31st January 2018 Morning News Wrap.


M68!: Morning News Wrap. From around the Globe to your Frontal Lobe. Good Morning. Here is the news:-


Former head of Grand Prix Ron Walker has gone to that big pit lane in the sky. He has completed his final lap, the checkered flag has fallen, the pace car is now out on the track.


NSW dad uses a trolley to mow down a man swinging a bat in the Albion Park Rail Aldi. So that’s all it takes to take out Bat Man. Fun fact….wifey and I used to live 100 metres from the vacant block where Aldi now sits.


Sydney dad admits to leaving his son in the car in 40 degree heat to play the pokies. I think the correct term is dead beat dad.


Ferry McFerryFace has been renamed May Gibbs.


Avocado shake may have killed Melbourne husband…..yep those Avocados are dangerous man.


Very next headline reads: Relief in sight with avocado prices set to drop…apparently millions of trays of these killer fruits are heading to our supermarkets.


Three children from the Brisbane suburb of Eagleby (near Beenleigh) have been left orphans after either a double homicide or a murder suicide.


Western Australian town of Broome has had the heaviest rainfall in two decades with 412mm in 24 hours.  That’s 16 inches in the old scale….for you farm people out there. See Pic.


People are upset because Bernard Tomic has quit being in the show I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here…..why are they upset…..Tomic quits all kinds of stuff like Tennis matches and stuff.


Hillsong wins a Grammy and good on them for being awesome.


An Indian MRI salesman has been killed when he got sucked into the machine in a hospital in Mumbai.


Former Glee start Mark Sailing has committed suicide. He was facing sentencing for child porn charges.


Wall Street down 336.


Have a super Wednesday.

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