1st March 2018 Morning News Wrap

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M68!: Morning News Wrap. From around the Globe to your Frontal Lobe. Good Morning. Here is the news:-

 

First Day of Autumn. First Day of March. Welcome to a new Season. Welcome to a new Month.

 

Sydney Nurse in a coma after being coughed on at work.

 

26 year old girlfriend of the 70 year old Melbourne man who was stabbed to death has been arrested.

 

Mick Fanning retires and sharks around the world breath a collective sigh of relief.

 

Health warning after rockmelons linked to an infection. Attack of the mutant Melon. Actually just read further that two people have actually died. Watch your fruit salad people.

 

Hey the speed limit on the M1 between Brisbane and the Gold Coast has dropped by 10ks an hour due to the Commonwealth Games. This is a community service announcement from the Morning News Wrap Staff.

 

A man acting erratically has caused an evacuation of Crown Casino….How do you act erratically in a Casino? Walk in and don’t place a bet? Ask where the Monopoly Tables are? Use Monopoly Money in the Blackjack Table. Accuse the Blackjack dealer of racism. Ok true story….the guy was acting weird and he had a backpack on.

 

Wall Street down 187.

 

Four dead as the temperature plummets to -12 as the UK hit by Artic storm….See Pic of Buckingham. The last time the palace was this cold, Camila had just started coming over for Monday Night Family Dinner Night.

 

Thousands of seeds from Australia have been sealed in a Doomsday vault in Norway…It’s a gene pool safe to protect the world against a Zombie Apocalypse and other bad days for the world.

 

Guns would have saved the Jews from the Germans a Republican Congressman has claimed.

 

One million bees stolen from a farmer in the UK….from now on it’s a A C D E F G H I J K…

 

Passenger trains collide in Egypt killing 12 people.

 

Have a super day.

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