28th August 2017 Morning News Wrap

M68!: Morning News Wrap. From around the Globe to your Frontal Lobe. Good Morning. Here is the News:


I think it’s a poetry news day.


Mayweather beats McCregor in their much touted bout.

Hurricane Harvey hit Texas…two killed and still much bad weather about.


Mayweather also retired with this fight giving him 300 million.

Australia’s richest man to give away a billion.


On the Gold Coast a brother killed his brother by setting him alight.

A couple fleeing police in the NT has jumped into a river with lots of crocs: And we know they like to bite.


Hundreds of thousands have marched in Barcelona against Terrorism

A 17 year old killed by police in the Philippines leads to a huge sense of pessimism.


Razor blades put on Adelaide train station seats.

Melbourne cabbie on the run after dragging a man down suburban streets.


Teen headbutts Brisbane driver of a bus.

Merkel heckled. Liar Liar they yelled as they caused a fuss.


Explosion hits arms storage in Azerbaijan.

Nothing rhymes with Azerbaijan.


Matador pierced by a rampaging bull through the armpit. That’s a no go.

8 Mountain climbers die in 3 accidents in the Alps. Dam you snow.


Cheap breast implants causing cancer.

10 killed in an Afghan car bombing….not one of them was a dancer.


Three year old Sydney girl fatally shot through the neck.

Three tourists killed in a car accident in Victoria….It was a bad wreck.


Have a great day.

That’s all I have to say.